{"id":4434,"date":"2019-09-14T20:06:56","date_gmt":"2019-09-14T20:06:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theopinator.org\/home\/?p=4434"},"modified":"2019-09-14T20:06:56","modified_gmt":"2019-09-14T20:06:56","slug":"teachers-pets-the-inaugural-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theopinator.org\/home\/2019\/09\/14\/teachers-pets-the-inaugural-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Teachers’ Pets: the Inaugural Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"

Teachers’ Pets: the Inaugural Edition<\/strong><\/h2>\n

By Isabelle Polgar ’21<\/span><\/p>\n

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Lucy and Lola strike a pose for the camera. (Photo courtesy of Isabelle Polgar ’21)<\/p><\/div>\n

The Opinator<\/span><\/i> has always strived to inform students about the Sem community, especially the people of which our community is comprised. While we\u2019ve interviewed students and faculty before, <\/span>The Opinator<\/span><\/i> is now bringing to you a new feature: Teachers\u2019 Pets.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

If you are walking through Swetland, or on a very lucky day through Sprague, and find one of the Penlands, you may be in for possibly the best surprise of your life: two tiny furry faces in pink tutus staring up at you. Their names are Luci and Lola, sisters with more friends than anyone reading this article, and I got to sit down with them to see what these new up and comers had to say about all of today\u2019s most pressing issues.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Their presence on campus was apparent as soon as this interview started. The girls showed up twenty minutes late; they blamed the fans, claiming that they caused so much trouble between Swetland and Sprague. First, I learned a little bit about them. These best friends are fearless, playful, and eternally cuddly pups with a nuanced taste in music and American politics.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

After getting to know each other a little, we jumped straight into the biggest issues on campus, the first of these being the new dress code. These girls were not having it. While Luci and Lola respect the fact that Sem needs to be orderly, Lola\u2019s consistent need to be in her fur is bringing up some issues.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

I then questioned them about the Sem student body. While they also dodged the question of who is their favorite student, (saying anyone who gives them treats becomes their automatic favorite) they did respond to the question of who was their favorite \u201chuman\u201d teachers\u2019 pet, and it happened to be <\/span>The Opinator<\/span><\/i>\u2019s very own Kate Getz.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

When responding to the question of what the most unique Sem experience they\u2019ve had so far is, they said the Swetland fire alarm. I also found out some of their plans for the future, asking if they were considering following in the footsteps of their moms as Sem faculty. Lola says she shows great promise in wrestling. In fact, she is already a star\u00a0 in the 2-5 pound weight class and is thinking about coaching. Luci, on the other hand, has been studying up on Robert Strayer\u2019s <\/span>Ways of the World <\/span><\/i>(the freshman and sophomore world history textbook), prepping for her shot if she ever gets to join her mom in the history department.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

With all these opportunities, it\u2019s hard to imagine that these sisters are as down to earth as they are. However, it would be a fallacy to believe that these pups have not experienced any hardships. For example, neither puppies have ever been able to eat any of Mrs. Penland’s baked goods, due to the fact that they do not have a normal \u201chuman\u201d digestive system. They\u2019ve had their fair share of problems,\u00a0but one of them, in particular, has ignited a streak of activism; ever since losing an eye, Lola has noticed a lack of respect for her one-eyed forefathers: pirates. Pirates have shaped and continue to shape our world, but she claims that she still doesn\u2019t see adequate representation in our media and is in talks with the administration to change that.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

I ended my interview with the stars by asking them which teachers\u2019 pet I should interview next. They tipped me off to the fact that a new puppy had arrived in halls of Swetland, a dog named Felix. What will he have to say about Sem\u2019s most pressing issues? You\u2019ll have to wait for next week\u2019s edition of Teachers\u2019 Pets!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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